Woohoo! Giant Squid!

spacebug is a Giant Squid that breathes Fire, can Leap Great Distances, is Easily Confused, and has Enormous Tusks. Strength: 10 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat spacebug, enter your name and choose an attack: fights spacebug using Strength Agility Intelligence

This amuses me in ways only echoegami can know.