Mar. 16th, 2005

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I have to draft a rejection letter for all the people who are not going to be my new boss.

I hate saying no to people.

(...unless they annoy me, and then I kind of revel in it.)

So I procrastinate.

Edit-

And find stuff like this Rejection rejection online, which I find hilarious:


Dear ......,

Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm.


I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.


Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month.


Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change.


Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates.


Sincerely,

John Kador

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