It's time.

All right. I have to get my motorcycle moved for the winter. It's December; it's not magically started working or anything and it's only getting colder.
I think the best plan would be to rent a motorcycle trailer.

Does your car have a trailer hitch? Would you like to let us borrow it? We are good drivers and would gladly buy you a beer. Love our chevy metros dearly, we do, but they can barely handle my fat ass by itself, yo.