Yay internets

[spacebug]

I just wanted to take a small moment out of my day to thank google for helping me do my job, and how it makes me seem so helpful and knowledgeable to all the people that don't know that it exists. Thanks, google!

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[433.livejournal.com]

Hm...

[spacebug.livejournal.com]

What?

[denaballerina.livejournal.com]

thanks, google, for tracking every search i do and what i click on in that search, and then not only putting up advertising marketed specifically to me (or who you think i am), but giving that information to the government under the guise that they are "cracking down on child porn"!

[spacebug.livejournal.com]

So, you like child porn, huh? Commie.

[denaballerina.livejournal.com]

no! and thank god google and the government are there to take away my rights...um, i mean... protect me! yeah! protect me!
and sell me things!
while protecting me!
;)